And,tell you that i can't believe how fucking fat you are. And then to get, your attention in the crowded place I simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face. And look your mamma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! " Your dad would probaly start trippin and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips. (Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.
I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day!